Ray Wilkins Sacked!

Ol' Wiley Wilkins has gone! Ancelotti has got rid of him, about time I say! I reckon that their was a bit of a power struggle. It wouldn't surprise me if Wilkins has been undermining many of the managers that have passed through Stamford Bridge's corridors over the last few years (and there has been many!). Wilkins has always acted asa go-between from the players to the managers, having the trust of key players such as Lampard and Terry. There has always been a fair bit of player power at Chelsea, Terry and Lampard have always been key players for the team and the team has always been built around them. If they have a problem with the manager, then the Chelsea board have a problem with the manager. I think it goes to reason that Wilkins has played a big part in sustaining this structure. Ancelotti is not a manager that would take this and has made the first step towards destroying this player power - sacking Wilkins!

He has however realised the unrest this may cause within the camp and cleverly announced he will be hiring within, despite many great players and colleagues of Ancelottie being linked with the job. A hire from within will keep relations with the players strong, but ensure they know Ancelotti is the man in charge! The man Ancelotti is likely to hire is Michael Emanelo, hired under Avram Grant as a scout and has impressed at the club since. Abramovich is said to be a big fan, showing that promoting Emanelo would be a great step by Ancelotti towards securing his job. As much as I hate Chelsea and hate the fact they are succeeding, I have to admit - Ancelotti is doing a great job and this is just another sign of a man who knows what he is doing!

Capello Squad for Montenego - #3 Defenders and Keepers

As the game kicks off lets look at the defenders and keepers, doubt either will be tested.

Defenders

The Best in the World - Ashley Cole
As much as I hate to admit it Ashley Cole is still the best in the world in his position and he proved that when he was the only England player to bother turning up to the World Cup.

The Barrel Scraper - Phil Jagielka
He has put a couple of decent performances in and people have seemed to of forgotten he is a pure average player. Never going to be World Class, lets hope he never becomes 1st team.

Mr. Inconsistent - Glen Johnson
Fantastic getting up the pitch, vulnerable in his actual position. Why he didn't become a winger I don't know but he is great up the pitch and far too often exposed in defense. Sadly, best we have.

Injured Legend Returns - Rio Ferdinand
Injured far too often but since returning has been strong for United. He is captain again and lets hope he plays to that status. When on form unbeatable, but far too often loses concentration and makes silly mistakes.

The Bench Man - Jolean Lescott
For a long time now Jolean Lescott has been the man on the bench, often in the squad but never in the first team. Will be today, time for him to prove himself.

Injured Legend Stays Injured - John Terry
Has now dropped out the squad due to injury, perhaps for the best considoring since returning for Chelsea they have started conceding

Is he ever going to make it - Stephen Warnock
Never going to see the pitch in this game, is he too young at the moment or is he never going to make it. I can't help but feel he is just making up the numbers.

Goalkeepers

All Promise, No Return - Ben Foster
We all thought he was going to break through and be legendary. Never quite made it into the Man United first team, can't help same will apply to England.

The Scapegoat - Robert Green
Someone who took most of the flack for the disastrous World Cup, mainly because of his disastrous mistake. My biased view suggests he is still a legend though - come on you Hammers!

The New Hero - Joe Hart
We all think he is the best thing since sliced bread, except that one bugger up early on this season. But since breakthrough last season he has been as safe a pair of English hands we have seen since Seaman, lets hope it continues

World Cup 2010: The Backlash of England's defeat, the Joy of the Germans

So I am sorry it has been a while since my last message...I must say I have not reacted well to England's defeat. Well to be fair, would you have if you had all I had riding on this. I have essentially fallen into an uncontrollable drunken and drugged up mess...living it up in S.Africa as if it is my last days, which essentially it is. The only thing that has broken up my drink and drug binge is fucking and football...the two most important f's!! and to be fair, the binge has often carried on through them! Orgasms on E...my new favourite thing!

Well at least we now all know why England were soo shit...and they did take shit too a whole new level! Though good to see Argentina get completely wanked over as well! We aren't the only team the Germans have thrashed, though it does now mean the two teams I backed for winning the bloody thing have bombed out! Don't ever listen to me! So yeah the rumours have been flying around recently about the sack of spuds that we call our national football team. Word is (and I feel I should re-iterate that these are pure rumours gathered in pubs full of drunken and annoyed England fans), Wayne Rooney was in Rio Ferdinand's restaurant the day before the game and well the News of The World got photos of him 'doing' things that he should not have! Things he has been caught doing before! There are also rumours surrounding the captain, mr 'stevie g' - dickhead that he is - being the third choice for captain doesn't leave him in good stead but when rumours arise of him 'doing' things that he should not be, this can only bring down his authority more. Which supposedly it did with first class prick John Terry deciding that if he had his captaincy taken away so should Gerrard - think about it Terry, it weren't a fucking team mates bird (just a relatives apparently)! I say again these are vicious rumours...but christ they didn't half play like something was on their minds!

All the time they are having the time of their fucking lives, well done for leaving the WAGs at home Capello that worked loads didn't it, I have had about 50 texts from Big John back in London - he wants his money the day of my return! I have no money! I have a plane ticket back home and a shit load of coke! I plan to snort every last bit of the coke through my rolled up ticket!

So as I mentioned I woke up today and noticed the room is a fucking shambles, I am a little worried about what has happened to Daz, Gaz and Butters - no sign at all. All that is in the room is a shit load of used condoms...a message written in lipstick on the mirror saying "Great fuck! Thanks x x " - this makes me grin like a chimp! There are half done lines of coke on every fucking surface...shambles of money strewn across the room (I really hope I didn't fuck an Aid's hooker!)...and no sign of anyone else. And I can barely remember anything after the E I dropped after the Germany game. I remember fucking this black beauty at one point!! Pointy tiny nipples is the memory that most stands out! We were on E so assume that was the first night, and assume that was her lipstick! You might say I am a little calm, to be fair - those three are probably out pissed now. I have stayed in on a recovery day today, watched the football and exploded into the toilet all day! I need a plan of how to find those guys and then what to do about Big John!

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