Awesome Argies!

Argentina actually rock my fuckin socks! Somehow they managed to take part in a bloody boring game and yet still manage to be absolutely fanBLOODYtastic! I must say that my bet that they will win it is looking better and better! Messi yet to score, but it will happen - best player in the world!

Tell ya what though, was sitting in the bar watching all these games today (three - bloody brilliant) and all we could talk about was the game tomorrow. Nerves are high here, imagine what there like in the team. Gerrard finally decided to talk up, time for him to show he can lead tomorrow. Time for Rooney to show he is best in the world. Time for England to grab the game by the scruff of the neck and play the way we know they can. Bout time we saw Joe Cole out there ain't it, get a bit of flair out there - fuck it even if we do loose at least he will entertain us as we do. I reckon Ashley Cole will have another stormer tomorrow - fuck him, he makes me so confused (not in a gay way), he is absolute scum on and off the pitch but damn it I am glad he is British!

The drink took its toll on Butters, he has literally been in bed or the toilet all day. He wet the bed twice last night. Not looking good for him. Funniest fucking thing happened to Gaz. So the Affie Doc perhaps was not the best option, the rash has gone but so have his pubes! The cream made the fuckers fall out! How absolutely brilliant is that! He rekons he can still pull though, he actually claimed he liked it cos it made his little roger look not so little. He claimed that if England win tomorrow he is going to have a threesome with two drunk England fans. Now you might be thinking he has already arranged this and knows a couple up for it, but no no - he just an arrogant wanker that thinks he has that much charm. Now I am rather worried about my long dry spell. Not had one bird out here yet, can't go back home having not banged one. Tomorrow night is the night, I am going to unload on someone - don't care what country and to be honest what they look like - Any Hole is A Goal as they say! Wish same was true for England, then that big Beckham shaped hole in our team would be brilliant! Daz is his usual drunken self...he burnt today, peeled the whole fucking thing of in the pub - that's the way to impress the ladies!

Oh yeah and the fucking frogs are out!! FanBLOODYtastic!

Return of Ronaldo

Tell ya what the Spics and the Portuguese are going mental over here!! A few of em have clashed in there drunken states...weird to see them not trying to kick us in...

How good were portugal though! I know they were against crap opposition but this is what we like to see ain't it! Some quality skills and some quality football! They ain't going to win the bloody thing, not by a long shot, but they proved they of a good class and have players to build a team round for next time. I am a big fan of theres! Ronaldo has scored...will he now be stopped, can Messi stand up and challenge him! Great week of football ahead!

Spain were quality as well...definitely something to get the vuvuzelas going! Torres will be scoring in no time and in the meantime villa is pooing all over the opposition...they are clearly a force in this tournament and rightly one of the favourites...my money is still on us or the Argies though!

The England camp is nearly as bad as the bloody frogs now. Terry turning round saying one thing, Capello saying another, Lampard stuck in the middle. How are Lampard and Terry the ones talking...stand up 'Stevie G' your meant to be the bloody captain!

The whole day has been crazy! Gaz has finally been given this cream that stops the itching...the rash was turning into sores so hopefully we won't hear his bloody moaning any more! Daz has been shacked up with this bird he met by the pool all day, she is a dutch bird (love them) and literally our walls are too thin, so we have all vacated the premises. They got talking over his massive black eye and he seemed to charm her despite his lack of a personality. My black eye on the other hand has got me nothing but disgraced looks, and the odd quick drink from a camp bartender afraid I'll stir up trouble or something. Butters has just been butters really...there, you don't want him to go - but you don't want him to stay. Just been a great day of watching the football to be honest.